Baby Jokes Funny Jokes about Babies

Baby Jokes Funny Jokes about Babies

Once the mother of Luis had had twins so his father says:
Tell the teacher that you will not go this week to school.
Yes dad, “replied Louis.

When Luis returned from school, dad asked What did the teacher?
Many congratulations on the baby.

So the father says angrily
Do not you say that there were two!
No, I kept the other for another week.

This was a nanny who is returning from a walk in the park with the baby when he comes home mother is surprised that the nanny brings another baby and worried asks:
What happened? Why not bring my son and bring this child?

And the nurse replied:
Lady you have told me if the baby is dirty change it.

Once a boy told his mother:
Mom Mom! I lied!
Why do you ask?

The child replied:
Because I said that my brother was an angel.
Why do you say what is not?
Because I threw it out the window and did not fly.

There was a crawling baby, and soon found an ant, and the baby asks

– Ant, where are you?
The ant replied:
In my house.

– And the baby crushes and says:
You were!

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