For millennials, Hocus Pocus is a perennial favorite. The film, in case you haven’t seen it, is about three witch sisters brought back to Salem, Massachusetts, to wreak havoc on Halloween. While it’s not about parenting, there are plenty of Hocus Pocus quotes that fit perfectly with parenting experiences. You love your kids and everyone – and they love you too – but let’s face it: sometimes you are the Sanderson sisters and other times you are.
You might not think that a movie about witches about siblings causing trouble in a Halloween town would really be all that applies to parents, but I’m here to tell you you’re wrong. Anyone who has interacted with a hungry, over-tired child, a stressed-out mom or a dad at their wits’ end recognizes that they all have the skills to wreak a little havoc every now and then. There is a distressed witch within everyone and these quotes from Hocus Pocus prove it.
Best Hocus Pocus Quotes
Their hobbies include sucking the life out of children and praising Satan. Although these sisters have plans to kill the main character and her younger sister, they are still a favorite of many Disney Hocus Pocus fans. Here’s what the three Sanderson sisters, Sarah Mary, and Winifred left behind as characters. Read down below best hocus pocus quotes and feel the magic on Halloween day.
🎃Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends. Allison
🎃It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it! Dani
🎃I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads! Winifred Sanderson
🎃We’re young! Mary Sanderson
🎃Hang him on a hook and let me play with him. Sarah Sanderson
🎃I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle. Thackery Binx
🎃It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus. Max
🎃You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful! Thackery Binx
🎃Goodbye cruel world. Winifred Sanderson
🎃Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick! Winifred Sanderson
🎃No, no! He’s a good zombie. Max
🎃It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out. Dani
🎃Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy. Max
🎃Amok! Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok. Sarah Sanderson
🎃It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark! Mary Sanderson
🎃Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend? Winifred Sanderson
🎃You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one, on toast! Winifred Sanderson
🎃Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head! Winifred Sanderson
🎃It’s a full moon outside, the weirdos are out! Dani
🎃Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? Winifred Sanderson
🎃Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair. Mary Sanderson
🎃It reeks of children! Mary Sanderson
🎃Mmm, mmm, mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever! Bus Driver
🎃Damn, damn, double damn! Winifred Sanderson
🎃I am beautiful! Boys will love me! Sarah Sanderson
🎃Take good care of Dani, Max, you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her. Thackery Binx
🎃What a fool to give us thy life…for thy sister’s. Winifred Sanderson
🎃I smell children. Mary Sanderson
🎃Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble
It’s mid-morning and the kids have been running all over the place since they got up at the crack of dawn, making a mess, making a ruckus, and in general they are just kids. Since you got up when they did, however, you just don’t have it to take care of everything. You’re in trouble. This day will be long.
🎃I’ll have your guts for garters, girl! Winifred Sanderson
🎃Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? Winifred Sanderson
🎃Let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads. Max
🎃I suggest we form a calming circle. Mary Sanderson
🎃You lit the Black Flamed Candle? Cop
🎃Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick! Winifred Sanderson
🎃Come little children, I’ll take thee away… Sarah Sanderson
🎃Well, fancy! We desire children. Winifred Sanderson
🎃You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats. Thackery Binx
🎃I’m sorry, Emily, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle. Thackery Binx
🎃Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx! Winifred Sanderson
🎃This is terribly uncomfortable. Sarah Sanderson
🎃Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years. Winifred Sanderson
🎃You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast! Winifred Sanderson
Funny Hocus Pocus Quotes
Sisters Sanderson (Winifred, Sarah and Mary), Max, Allison and Thackery Binx are the most iconic Halloween movie characters of all time. You have the magic, you have the sass, you have a teenage virgin who lit the fatal Black Flamed Candle. What more could you want in one? Maybe just a funny hocus pocus quotes to send to friends. Read down below and choose your favorite quote.
🎈You want to smash some pumpkins? Jay
🎈Hang him on a hook and let me play with him! Sarah Sanderson
🎈Winifred Sanderson: Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?
🎈Come! We fly! Winifred Sanderson
🎈It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it! Dani
🎈Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx! Winifred Sanderson
🎈They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles. Ernie
🎈I put a spell on you and now you’re mine. Winifred Sanderson
🎈Master: They called me master.
🎈Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies. Winifred Sanderson
🎈I shall always be with you. Thackery Binx
🎈Farewell, mortal bus boy! Sarah Sanderson
🎈I suggest we form a calming circle. Mary Sanderson
🎈Master’s Wife: Oh, really? Well. wait until you see what I’m gonna call you! Hocus Pocus
🎈Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive? Winifred Sanderson
🎈Thackery Binx: I’m sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle. Hocus Pocus
🎈Welcome to High School Hell. Max
🎈Thackery Binx: You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.
🎈Sarah Sanderson: I am beautiful! Boys will love me! Mary Sanderson: We’re young!
🎈Stuff it, zit-face! Dani
🎈I love you, jerkface. Dani
🎈Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me. Max
🎈Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead! Sarah Sanderson
🎈Oh, look. Another glorious morning makes me sick! Winifred Sanderson
🎈Allison: Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.
🎈Thackery Binx: And waiting for you! Hocus Pocus
🎈Damn, damn, damn! Double damn. Winifred Sanderson
🎈Max: And what about new boyfriends? Hocus Pocus
🎈I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever! Bus Driver
🎈Dani: You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only hunt mice for fun.
🎈Emily: Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?
🎈To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most forbidden desires. Bus Driver
🎈Drop dead, moron. Dani
🎈Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair. Mary Sanderson
🎈You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful! Thackery Binx
🎈Bubble, bubble. I’m in trouble! Bus Driver
🎈Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell! Billy Butcherson
🎈Jay: Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late? Winifred Sanderson: Chicks? Hocus Pocus
🎈Go to hell! Billy Butcherson
🎈It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark! Mary Sanderson
🎈Dance, dance, dance, until you die! Winifred Sanderson
Famous ‘Hocus Pocus’ Quotes
Whether you’re channeling your inner witch or need something fun to get you through a dreary October day, these quotes from Hocus Pocus will put the pep in your step, the Ha! in your Halloween. Read on for best famous from Hocus Pocus. As soon as October arrives, it’s time to whip up the spiced pumpkin and indulge in spooky, fun, and Halloween-ready books and movies.
🔔It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus. Max
🔔Bubble, bubble. I’m in trouble! Bus Driver
🔔It’s the burning rain of death! Come, you fools! Winifred Sanderson
🔔Welcome to High School Hell. I’m your host, Boris Karloff, Jr. Ha ha ha ha ha! Max
🔔Dani: He lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they’re after us. We need help.
🔔Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years. Winifred Sanderson
🔔Winifred Sanderson: Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? Bus Driver: I call it a bus.
🔔Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I! Winifred Sanderson
🔔You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one on toast! Winifred Sanderson
🔔Max: [suddenly startled by Dave in a vampire costume] Oh! Dad.
🔔Dave: It’s not Dad. It’s Dadcula. Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood donor be? Hocus Pocus
Memorable ‘Hocus Pocus’ Quotes
You may have memorized some Halloween quotes or Halloween sayings, but you may also be fighting for a spooky greeting or looking for a cute Halloween quote to use as a caption on your seasonal Instagram post. If you’re in the latter category, we’ve got you covered with this roundup of some of the most momorable hocus pocus quotes.
🔅Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely. Hocus Pocus
🔅Master’s Wife: Aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?
🔅Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night? Dani
🔅Winifred Sanderson: We’ll be younger in the morning.
🔅We must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Winifred Sanderson
🔅Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre. Winifred Sanderson
🔅Dani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any – what do you call them, Max? Yabbos? Hocus Pocus.
🔅Winifred Sanderson: Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? Sarah Sanderson: Just lucky, I guess. Hocus Pocus
🔅Master’s Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too. Hocus Pocus
🔅Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It’s like this: I, I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book. Max