Chats are places where you can meet many different people, friends from all over the planet with whom you can have a good time and even, in some cases, flirt. However, if you don’t know how to break the ice in a chat, we are going to give you the best phrases for chats of the moment, with which you will succeed and everyone will want to talk to you.

Phrases for short chats

  • I just moved to the city, could you give me directions on how to get to your house?
  • Do you wanna know the truth? I have no more ambition than to touch your heart.
  • What does a person as attractive, funny and original… as me do without your phone number?
  • I like long walks, especially when taken by annoying people.
  • The bad thing is not to live in the clouds, but to go down.

  • If you could kick the person responsible for most of your problems, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month.
  • It would be bad luck if Trump were the first to fulfill the electoral promises.
  • They love you when you’re on all the covers. When you are not, then they love someone else.
  • My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
  • Everyone expects nice things from life, but I can’t be everywhere.

Phrases for funny chats

  • I don’t know if I’m your type, but why don’t we give ourselves a chance to find out?
  • I like you because you are special. Life is too short to be falling in love with the ordinary!
  • If we like each other, which series will we get hooked on? Will it be treason to see chapters when we are not together?
  • Always remember that you are unique. Absolutely the same as everyone else.
  • The closest a person gets to perfection is the day they fill out a job application.

  • If love consists of the chemistry between two people, I swear I bought all the laboratories between your house and mine.
  • I have less desire to work than the one who named the fruits of the forest.
  • You have to suck it to get it wet. You have to push it to get it in. You have to lick it to stop it. How difficult it is to put a thread in a needle.
  • Never judge a book by its movie.
  • To make time fly, throw the clock out the window.

Phrases for chats to flirt

  • Surely we have many things in common, what do you think if we take the audacity to find out?
  • Can you send me a photo of yourself? I want to forward it to all my friends to show them that angels exist.
  • Sometimes I forget my mistakes. Excuse me, what was your name?
  • Now that I see you on webcam, I have to tell you that the photo you have in the chat does not do you justice. You look much better than I imagined.
  • There are only two infinite things: the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not so sure about the first
  • If you are looking for a helping hand… Look for it at the end of your arm!

  • I am sure that the universe is full of intelligent life. He’s just been too smart to come here.
  • You have to let at least five minutes pass from when you learn something new until you look down on someone who still doesn’t know it.
  • Boys are like kitchen rags, you leave them on the balcony and the neighbors take them away.
  • I am not stubborn. It just irritates me that they don’t realize that I’m always right.
  • Because of temptations like you, there are so many sinners like me.

Phrases for chats with friends

  • I’m looking for gods for a new religion and I’m really sorry, but I just chose you.
  • The look has answers to questions that have not yet been asked.
  • Of course I understand. Even a five year old could understand it. Bring me a five years old child!
  • If the world is a handkerchief, what are we?
  • Excuse me, do we happen to have a mutual friend who can introduce us?
  • When my parents realized that someone had kidnapped me, they immediately took action. They rented my room.
  • The books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. In books things are explained; in life, no. No wonder people prefer books.
  • A policeman stopped me and said “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and he left.