Sponge Bob Square Pants” is an American animated series produced by the company “1999”, which quickly became one of the most popular animated series on television. In 2007, TIME magazine named it one of the best TV shows of all time. During its existence, the animated series has earned a reputation as a series with a gentle, but sometimes silly humor, an unexpected plot and originality of the scenes. This is Nickelodeon’s second longest running cartoon after Rugrats. The Russian version of the series has been broadcast on the TNT channel since 2003, and new episodes aired in the spring of 2004, 2006 and 2008.
The main character, the optimist SpongeBob, lives in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom, in a pineapple house at 124 Rakushechnaya Street (eng. 124 Conch st.). According to his driver’s license, he was born on July 14, 1986. This series has many wise phrases from which we can learn. Read down below the funny and inspiring quotes from Spongebob and share it on social media or in private to your friends.
Funny SpongeBob Quotes
Life flows quietly in the Bikini Bottom seabed until the moment when the magic formula of the Krabby Patty sandwiches is there. When it vanishes into thin air, great turmoil is created, which above all upsets Mr. Krab. SpongeBob and his friends then decide to leave: facing time and space they arrive on the mainland and here they are more convinced and fierce than ever to fight against Barba Burger. This series is funny, interesting and wise. If you want to share a funny good morning message and quote from SpongeBob read down below and choose the one which you like the most.
💡Wake me up when I care. Squidward
💡If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, hen it would just be alright. Spongebob
💡That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges. Plankton
💡Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions. Spongebob
💡You need six hundred to pass, you got six. Mrs. Puff
💡Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything. Squidward
💡I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. Squidward
💡No, not because I cheated! Because I’m an evil genius. And you’re just a kid. Plankton
💡A 5 letter word for happiness – MONEY. Mr. Krabs
💡It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever. Squidward
💡Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly. Mr. Krabs
💡Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home. Spongebob
💡Just when I thought they couldn’t get any stupider. Squidward
💡Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one. Sandy
💡Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite! Plankton
💡I’m ugly and I’m proud! Spongebob
💡It all started when I was born. Squidward
💡Give to the Children’s fund? What have the children ever done for me? Mr. Krabs
💡I’m hotter than a hickory smoked sausage! Sandy
💡Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz. Patrick
💡Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb. Patrick
💡The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. Patrick
💡SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours! Squidward
💡Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain. Sandy
💡Future, future, future. Squidward
💡I thought I was going to steal something. Can’t imagine why. So, I’m just enjoying this lovely day! Plankton
💡Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever, I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. Plankton
💡You’re about as ugly as homemade soup! Sandy
💡Oh, yes you do, no world means no money, so, either save the world, or you’re fired! Mr. Krabs
💡My name’s not RIIIIIIIIIIIICK! Patrick
💡If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true! Spongebob
💡Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week. Patrick
💡Ha, ha! It’s a giraffe! Patrick
💡A five-letter word for happiness…money. Mr. Krabs
💡I’m a good noodle! SpongeBob
💡Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25! Spongebob
💡Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! Mr. Krabs
💡Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! Patrick
💡You’re nothing but pure evil…just like newspaper comics. Sandy
💡We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else! Patrick
💡What’s this ‘we’ stuff? You fed him the tainted patty. Looks like it’s the stony lonesome for you! Mr. Krabs
💡Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are… Patrick
💡Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma! Spongebob
💡If I don’t make any money today I’ll surely break out in a rash! Mr. Krabs
💡Is mayonnaise an instrument? Patrick
💡Wait, Spongebob, we’re not cavemen. We have technology. Patrick
💡Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy. Plankton
💡I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! Patrick
💡I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent. Spongebob
💡If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor! Lord Royal Highness
💡I don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me. Plankton
💡I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Squidward
💡I might as well sleep for 100 years or so. Squidward
💡I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, indoors! Spongebob
💡I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it! Patrick
💡Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. Sandy Cheeks
💡Next time I’ll bring more granola! Sandy
💡Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one-millionth dollar! Mr. Krabs
💡I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. Spongebob
💡Three cheers for the world’s greatest fry cook…SpongeBob! Mr. Krabs
💡If I was a mom…this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy! Patrick
💡Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. SpongeBob
💡Well, if I was a robot, which I’m not, at least I’m well put together. Mr. Krabs
💡Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you. Patrick
💡So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one. Narrator
💡I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better. Patrick
💡See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’ Pearl Krabs
💡That Plankton is a clever beast. You’ve got to keep a sharp eye out for him, SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs
💡I can’t see my forehead! Patrick
💡What’s so great about a nerdy pickle? Patrick
💡I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary! Spongebob
💡No, I’m not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I’m busy planning to rule the world! Plankton
💡Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions. Spongebob
💡Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something really important for you to do for me. Now, are you men ready for you super… special…. secret…. assignment? Mr. Krabs
💡You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich. Spongebob
Best SpongeBob Quotes
SpongeBob is the most important, fun and cheerful character in the animated series. He appears in almost every episode and most of the reruns belong to him. The exceptions are the series “Tied to the Enemy” (2008), where Mr. Krabs entrusted him with the duties of a waiter who served Mr. Krabs’ elderly mother Mrs. Krabs and her mercenary suitor Plankton. And in the “From a Blank Slate” series he didn’t say a word. These best SpongeBob quotes will inspire you and if you want you can share it on social media.
🧽️Too bad Spongebob is not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here. Squidward
🧽️I was five years old and my father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar. Loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together. Mr. Krabs
🧽️Spongebob: “We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. / Patrick: “Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
🧽️If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true! SpongeBob
🧽️We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else! Patrick
🧽️That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges! Plankton
🧽️Spongebob: “Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan.” / Kevin the Sea Cucumber: “You’re too kind. Security!
🧽️I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob! Spongebob
🧽️F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors! Plankton
🧽️Spongebob: “The slash-bringing hasher?” / Squidward: “The hash-slinging slasher.” / Spongebob: “The sash wringing, the trash thinging, mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…” / Squidward: “Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.
🧽️How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Squidward
🧽️Mr. Krabs: “That hat makes you look like a girl.” / SpongeBob: “Am I a pretty girl?!
🧽️You’re part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It’ll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just like… daytime television. Flying Dutchman
🧽️You wouldn’t know cool if I locked you in the freezer! Mr. Krabs
🧽️Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” / Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian.
🧽️One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty? Squidward
🧽️Spongebob: “Now that we’re men, we have facial hair.” / Patrick: “Now that we’re men I changed my underwear.
🧽️Tell you what. You give me back the sock and I’ll give you… three wishes. Flying Dutchman
🧽️This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Spongebob
🧽️Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. Sandy
🧽️Squidward: “You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher?
🧽️I’m ugly and I’m proud! SpongeBob
🧽️Spongebob: “Patrick, you’re a genius!” / Patrick: “Yeah, I get called that a lot.” / Spongebob: “What? A genius?” / Patrick: “No, Patrick.
🧽️Police: “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. [locks SpongeBob and Patrick in jail cell and opens it again after a second] Okay, time’s up. Now get out!” / SpongeBob: “But…we stole a balloon!” / Police: “Yeah, on free balloon day!
🧽️Squidward : “OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?” / Plankton : “Do instruments of torture count?” / Squidward : “No.” Patrick : “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Squidward : “No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.
🧽️Booooo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates! Flying Dutchman
🧽️Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises. SpongeBob
🧽️Can I be excused for the rest of my life? Spongebob
🧽️Listen here, ya little barnacle. No one and I means no one can ever know about this. It’ll be the end of you, it’ll be the end of me. And worst of all, it’ll be the end of me! Mr. Krabs
🧽️Spongebob: “Patrick, I don’t think ‘wumbo’ is a real word.” / Patrick: “Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We’ll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It’s first grade SpongeBob!
🧽️Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I’m from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail! Sandy
🧽️What doesn’t kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Mr. Krabs
🧽️Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos. Patrick
🧽️I went to college! Plankton
🧽️Moss always points to civilization. Spongebob
🧽️SpongeBob: “I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I… need… it!?
🧽️Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! Mr. Krabs
🧽️Patrick: Who are you calling Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan. / Spongebob : “What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?” / Patrick : “I’m dirty.
🧽️And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple. SpongeBob
🧽️Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs. SpongeBob
🧽️You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio! Squidward
🧽️Well, I don’t know nothin’ about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I’m concerned, doing both together just saves rope. Sandy
🧽️Patrick: “Are they laughing at us?” / Spongebob: “No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.
🧽️Aye-aye, captain! Spongebob
🧽️I don’t get it. If a free salad bar won’t bring in new customers… what will? Krabs
🧽️Spongebob: “Squidward, you can’t eat all those Krabby Patties at once! Squidward!” Squidward: “Oh, what’s going to happen? Am I gonna blow up?” Spongebob: “No, worse. They’ll go right to your thighs.” Squidward: “My thighs?” /Spongebob: “And then you’ll blow up.” / Paramedic: “Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.” Spongebob: “Would you like to hear one of my secrets?” Patrick: “Do I?” /Spongebob: “Let’s see… uh, did you know that you’re my best friend?” Patrick: “No… way! Tell me another secret.” Spongebob: “Well, secretly, I’m a little bit naive.” / Patrick: “Wow! I’ll never look at you the same way again.
🧽️Everybody’s a critic. Squidward
🧽️Ravioli ravioli. Give me the formuoli. Spongebob
🧽️Tartar sauce! Spongebob
🧽️Spongebob: “Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!” / Patrick: Yeah. “You could be bald and have a big nose.
Inspiring SpongeBob Quote
The series has grown considerably from good old 1999 to modern 2009 with fast dynamics, new fills and changes in character imagery. The outlines and outlines in the images of SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Squidward, Pearl have changed. The nature of plankton has changed slightly: it is now devoid of aggression. The themes of the series have changed: good character and naivety have been replaced by harshness and elation, sadness – hysteria, delight – unexpected antics that reach the absurd. This series still remains one of the best and most inspiring. Read down below the inspirational SpongeBob quotes and share it with others. These inspirational quotes will put a smile on your face and hope in your heart.
🧼️We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. Mr. Krabs
🧼️Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb. Patrick
🧼️The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. Patrick Star
🧼️You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one. Patrick Star
🧼️No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change. Spongebob
🧼️I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary! SpongeBob
🧼️If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright. Spongebob
🧼️Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma! Spongebob
🧼️“Moss always points to civilization. SpongeBob
🧼️Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. SpongeBob
🧼️If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true. Spongebob
🧼️Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here. Squidward
🧼️Knowledge cannot replace friendship. Patrick Star
🧼️Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today! SpongeBob
🧼️Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face. Spongebob
🧼️That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges! Plankton
🧼️If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor! Lord Royal Highness
🧼️Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week. Patrick Star
🧼️Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! Patrick
🧼️Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom. Patrick
🧼️A five-letter word for happiness…money. Mr. Krabs
🧼️I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent. SpongeBob
🧼️Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off. Spongebob
🧼️I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny. Spongebob
🧼️You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. Spongebob
🧼️Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking. Spongebob
🧼️You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you. Plankton
🧼️Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material. Spongebob
🧼️Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools). Patrick Star
🧼️Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. Patrick Star
🧼️Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! Mr. Krabs
🧼️You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. SpongeBob
🧼️I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. Spongebob
🧼️Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else. Squidward