When we really like someone, every certainty falters, every security becomes doubtful, in fact putting pen to paper, or rather being able to type sexy phrases on a keyboard to send to a man we are infatuated with or being able to speak or write casually to the person for which we burn with desire can be very, very difficult, even using beautiful quotes, love messages, romantic phrases or sexy phrases.

Seducing a man known on Tinder, in a club, in the workplace, or through other friends with sexy messages, can be simple for those accustomed to flirting and seduction techniques or very complicated and source of a thousand paranoia for the most shy. If this is new to you it’s certain that you need these list of dirty messages. If you started a new relationship or just flirting with someone these messages will help you to seduce the person you like.

Dirty Messages for Long Distance

While being in close physical proximity to someone you date is pretty ideal, you can still experience sexual love and satisfaction without being side by side every single day. Long-distance couples know that this is true. As much as you’d like to be in the same bed every night, commitments, careers, and life in general sometimes push both of you in different directions. However, it doesn’t mean that you are less serious than each other, or less attracted to each other. It just means that when it comes to sex, people in long distance relationships need to be a little more creative. So, if you find yourself in this situation, don’t dispeare. Read down below and find the best dirty messages to text your boyfriend/girlfriend. You will seduce him/her in no time.

😘I miss your smell and your taste.

😘Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year.

😘I want to feel your breath tickle my ear.

😘What’s cute, wet and all you can eat?

😘You’re so physically and mentally attractive at the same time. That is why I am so crazy about you.

😘I want to sin with you.

😘Best wishes for the Holidays, and for health and happiness throughout the coming year.

😘I hope your holiday celebrations are full of lots of fun, surprises, and magic!

😘I want you anywhere in any way. Just how you like it.

😘The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.

😘Some day we will be able to go to bed together every night.

😘Babe, you kinda turn me on a lot.

😘I want to mark you as mine.

😘May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill. And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy. Have a Merry Christmas!

😘Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

😘I need you here with me. I will do you however you want tonight.

😘I have an idea…. let’s play truth or dare and see where it goes; ).

😘I miss your touch.

😘I am thinking about you. And I am moaning.

😘Have you heard of this new thing called “sexting”? Hmm I wonder what that might be like; ).

😘Hey babe, I bought new underwear, I think you’ll like it.

😘You blow my mind so I want to blow your… nevermind.

😘In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness. Merry Christmas and lots of love from our family to yours!

😘Remember that time we did it in the club bathroom in New York?

😘Imagine what we would be doing if we were together right now.

😘Tell me you deepest fantasy.

😘My tongue can do a better job teasing you than my words can.

😘Thank you for being such an important part of my life. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and the coming year is full of many blessings for you and your family.

😘I need your body next to mine.

😘I wish I wasn’t so shy, then I could tell what I’m imagining right now.

😘I miss feeling your hands all over me and you kissing me.

😘Turn me on, send me a pic.

😘Even though you’re far away, you’ll be in my thoughts this Christmas Day. Sending you our warmest wishes for a very merry Christmas.

😘I hope you are well rested when you get back you won;t get any sleep.

😘What’s the first thing you want to do to me when we get back together?

😘In the mood for endless cuddles.

😘So, I got the cutest new bra today and. ..; ).

😘Kiss me, squeeze me caress me.

😘May your Christmas shine brightly with joy and goodwill!

😘Wishing you a lovely Christmas season and a very Happy New Year!

😘Do you think about doing me daily?

😘How often do you touch yourself?

😘May the Christmas Season bring only happiness and joy to you and your family.

😘I want to kiss every inch of you.

😘I want you to be mine and I want to be yours forever.

😘Cheers to warm holiday memories!

😘Always in the mood for you.

😘I can’t wait to hit that.

😘I miss the squeaking sound of your bed.

😘It’s getting hot in here. Let me take off all my clothes.

😘Wishing you a joyous Holiday season and a happy and peaceful New Year.

😘Talk dirty to me.

😘Guess what I am wearing right now.

😘Sending you my best wishes for a fabulous festive season from across the miles. Happy holidays!

😘I can’t stop blushing over the dream I had about us last night.

😘Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. May peace, love, and prosperity follow you always.

😘I can’t wait to make you scream my name.

😘Fun fact: I can’t stop thinking about what we’d be doing if you were here.

😘I want to make you laugh and I want to make you moan.

😘I just spent the last hour alone in bed, thinking about one particular guy… and guess what I was doing?

😘Wish you were here, baby. [ Send me a pic.]

😘May the closeness of your loved ones, family, and friends fill your heart with joy.

Dirty Text Messages

Have you flirted with someone and want to get some ideas on how to turn it on even if you’re not in the same room? Texting plays a huge role in modern romance. The reality is, it’s never been easier to turn a man on, make him want you, and drive him mad with desire. You’ll be able to use these dirty messages and get a positive response from that big guy you’re flirting with. Try them! Your love life will thank you!

💋That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

💋Would you rather go at it every day, or have one explosive night a week?

💋Should we buy a few new toys to use together?

💋Sometimes just your kisses turn me on.

💋Have you ever heard of danger sex?

💋Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

💋I would love to see more of you, if you know what I mean…

💋Do you want to wear that vibrator when we go out for dinner? I’ll hold the controls…

💋Lights on or lights off?

💋Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

💋I want to wake up to more of this tomorrow morning.

💋Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place?

💋Can I stop by for lunch?

💋My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

💋Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%

💋I’m not sure if my favorite position is with you on top of me, beneath me, or next to me. What do you think?

💋You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.

💋Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

💋I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

💋I’ve been naughty with my workload/school today. Do you think I deserve to be punished?

💋I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

💋I know we’re not socks, but we make a great pair.

💋Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

💋I’m looking forward to seeing you tonight

💋You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

💋With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

💋If this is how it is over the phone, I don’t know if I’ll survive the real thing.

💋Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

💋If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

💋Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

💋Check out this fancy box of condoms in the amenities tray at my hotel. Should I bring them home?

💋What’s your favorite sex memory of you and me?

💋Do you think I should go commando tonight?

💋Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

💋What’s a sexual fantasy you have?

💋Do you think I make too much noise in bed? Next time we can try a ball gag.

💋Did you just come out of the oven? You’re too hot to handle.

💋I’ll pay you twice your salary if you come home right now.

💋When’s your favorite time in the day to have sex?

💋You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

💋I’ve been interested in gentle/rough/sensual sex for as long as I can remember.

💋I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand?

💋You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

💋I feel a bit shy, maybe tell me what you want first?

💋Remember when we first got together? How many times did we do it in one day?

💋Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

💋Do you prefer quickies or all-nighters?

💋If you were a library book, I would check you out.

💋Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.

💋What kind of dirty talk do you like?

💋Want to save water by showering together?

💋What should I wear tonight?

💋Ever seen Fifty Shades of Grey? Want to act out a few scenes?

💋Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

💋I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

💋Going commando: Yes or no?

💋If you could do it anywhere in the world, where would it be?

💋I have a shower perfect for shower sex.

💋I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

💋Let’s make a dirty movie tonight.

💋Guess what I’m going to do the next time I see you.

💋8 o’clock. My bed. What you wear doesn’t matter.

💋What I need right now: sleep, food, and sex. Except I don’t care about the first two.

💋Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

💋Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

💋Do you know the most sensitive part of my body?

💋I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

💋Tonight, I’ll do all the work in bed.

💋Do you want to go on a romantic date together?

💋Should we try roleplay in bed?

💋Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

💋Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

💋Let’s not waste time taking each others’ clothes off.

💋Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

💋I stopped by the grocery store on my way home and picked up something you can eat off my body.

💋Name a body part, and I’ll send a picture of it.

💋What’s your favorite type of underwear? I’m in the shops right now…

💋I just figured out the perfect safe word. Guess we have to try it out now.

💋What temperature do you like it in the bedroom?

💋You better keep all this in mind next time we see each other.

💋Do you want to try to sleep our way through the Kama Sutra?

💋Can I practice my lap dance skills on you?

💋Here are my favorite ways to pleasure you [list as many as you want].

💋I want to tell you what I want, but I’m not sure how…

💋I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

💋It feels lonely in bed without you.

Dirty Text Messages for Him

Sexy messages – or “sexting” – are a great way to spice things up in your relationship, especially if you have to spend time apart. Saying that, however, sending flirty and dirty messages can still be a lot of fun even if you see yourself all the time. They can be used at any stage of your relationship, whether you have just started dating or have been together for many years. Sexting is fun, a little naughty, and can create anticipation, so when you see each other, you just want to rip your clothes off of each other!

🥰️If I was next to you tonight and you had three wishes, what would they be?’ Wink

🥰️I’m thinking about buying a new mattress. Wanna help me break it in?

🥰️I get so turned on when you take charge…

🥰️Touch yourself and think about me.’

🥰️I loved seeing you in those briefs last night.’

🥰️You make me feel so wet between my thighs!’

🥰️How about we skip dinner and you can eat me instead?’

🥰️Let’s skip work tomorrow and spend the whole day in bed together.

🥰️If only you knew what I’m thinking about right now…you’d be blushing.

🥰️Would you like to guess what I’m wearing right now?’

🥰️How about we get together and act out our wildest fantasies?

🥰️I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it?’

🥰️I’m going to give you two dirty choices and it’s not going to be easy for you to choose’

🥰️I’d really like an encore of last night’s performance. Do you feel up to the challenge?

🥰️I’ve heard that chocolate is an aphrodisiac. Want to share some with me?

🥰️I’ve got some ideas for an amazing dessert tonight if you don’t have anything planned…

🥰️I’ve got a huge appetite tonight…I wonder if you can even keep up with me.

🥰️I miss feeling your hands all over me.’

🥰️You make me so utterly crazy that I cannot possibly stand it!’

🥰️I wish I could have you right now, at this very instant.’

🥰️Literally, just come here so that I can cover you with bite marks and hickeys.’

🥰️Wanna meet up in my bed tonight?

🥰️Remember that time at the hotel?’

🥰️Come. Here. Now.’

🥰️Let’s have some fun tonight. When you come over, I’m only allowed to wear ONE thing and nothing else. What should it be?

🥰️You make me want to sin.’

🥰️I just got up and now I have this uncontrollable urge to kiss you long and hard.’

🥰️I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I will do the next time I see you…’

🥰️I want you so bad right now.

🥰️I’ve got a confession to make: just thinking about you gets me hot.

🥰️Even though last night was our first time, I’m already addicted to you!’

🥰️I can’t stop thinking about some very, very dirty things… Can you help me?’

🥰️How about we put that silver tongue of yours to good use sometime?

🥰️I am going to bring out the animal in you, tonight!’

🥰️If you come see me tonight, I’ll give you 69 reasons to spend the night with me.

🥰️I think we should work out together…and I don’t mean going to the gym.

🥰️My ceiling is so boring, I wish I could see you on top of me instead!’

🥰️Uh-oh…looks like I accidentally spilled some whipped cream on my chest. I think I need some help cleaning it off.

🥰️Wanna have a sleepover soon? Clothing is optional.

🥰️The first thought I had on waking up this morning was of how amazing last night had been!’

🥰️Tonight will be all about pleasure and pain!

🥰️I can guarantee that wherever you are, you are wearing way too much clothing right now. If you come over, I can take care of that for you.

🥰️How do you know how to turn me on so well?

🥰️I just thought of a new position that we could definitely give a try!’

🥰️I like licking you!’

🥰️Do you think I would look better in a bralette or a cami?’

🥰I want to share every inch of my body with you!’

🥰️You want to know what I can’t stop thinking about?’

🥰️You know what the best part of being home alone is? Getting to walk around naked.

🥰️How about we stop the texting and do what we’re discussing in person?

🥰️Sometimes, I put my hands on my body and pretend they’re yours.

🥰️I’ve always wanted to do it in a car…’

🥰️I’ve got so much tension all over…I think I need you to give me a full-body massage.

🥰️What are you up to later? Can I drop by for a quickie?’

🥰️I don’t usually say this out loud but you’re just so sexy…’

🥰️Do you think I have panties on right now ?’

🥰️You’re going to scream my name tonight.’

🥰️I really wish I weren’t alone in my bed right now…

🥰️It makes me go wild when you pull my hair.’

🥰️I’ve been a really naughty girl today…I think I need to be punished.

🥰️I think your lips need a good workout and I know just way to do it…

🥰️I am cordially inviting you to join me in my shower tonight.

🥰️I am all alone, thinking about you caressing me, wishing you were here’

🥰️Even though I haven’t seen you in a really long time, I can still remember your body like it was yesterday!’

🥰️What’s your favorite part of my body?

🥰️Do you think I deserve a spanking?

🥰️Have I told you how hot it is when I feel you on top of me?’

🥰️I’m considering doing yoga. Will you watch me and tell me what you think about my form?

🥰️Do you have any idea how bad I want you right now?’

🥰️You’re welcome to come over, but I have one rule: you have to touch me.

🥰️I’m watching this dirty video online and it’s making me so hot!’

🥰️I miss you… on top of me!’

🥰️Are your fingers cold? I know how you can keep them warm.

🥰️My legs are missing you in between them!’

🥰️Gosh, it’s been getting so hot. Hold on, let me take my clothes off…’

🥰️I’m excited about our date tonight, you’ll love what I’ve got planned for you!’

🥰️‘I bought new panties. Want to see?’’

🥰️Did you cast a spell on me or something? I keep having these dirty dreams about you…

🥰️I don’t like sitting here at work when I could be home making love to you.’

🥰️I’m always in the mood for you.’

🥰️I can’t stop thinking about last night.’

🥰️Want to play a game with me? I’ll be tied and you’ll make the rules.’

🥰I want to mark you as mine, and I have sharpened my nails!’

🥰️Is it okay that I get a bit turned on when I see your name on my screen?

🥰️I wish I could stop having all these fantasies about you while I’m trying to work…

🥰️My bed is missing something…I think it’s you.

🥰️I had the wildest dream last night, and guess what, you were in it!’

🥰️Let’s make love in front of a mirror next time so that I can see you doing it to me!’

🥰️What are you doing after work? I need some of you ASAP!’

🥰️I’m out for lunch and…I’m not wearing any underwear!’

Dirty Messages for Her

Let’s be honest, we’re more glued to our phones than ever. And the easiest way to talk to her is probably via messages. Sure, you want to talk to her and get to know her, but you also want to turn her on. So you need some dirty text messages that will get her wet. No, you don’t need to send her these crazy or overly witty text messages. Sometimes, the simpler they are, the better. But before you send her these messages, you should have developed a relationship. You can’t just send her these dirty messages out of thin air. You’ll come across forward and pushy.

💞Would you rather be eaten by a dinosaur or hang out with me this Saturday?

💞If Einstein was such a genius, why didn’t he invent a time machine so that he could travel to the future and come see you?

💞It’s Sunday, and I’m really bored at home. Care to join me for a Sunday Fun-day?

💞Have I told you today how cute you are?

💞Sweet dreams, darling.

💞If I ate a potato chip for every moment that I thought of you, I would be super fat by now.

💞I’m pretty good at bad decisions. Do you want to make a bad decision with me right now?

💞What a coincidence! You look a lot like my next girlfriend.

💞I wish I was your teddy bear.

💞You’re in my 3 a.m. thoughts.

💞Don’t work too hard, baby. I want you to have plenty of energy for me later.

💞Would you want me to send you a naughty picture of mine?

💞How are you still single?

💞My “dream come true” would be waking up beside you every morning.

💞How do you manage to stay so cute?

💞Hey, sweet cheeks!

💞I really like our friendship, especially when we make out.

💞Are you free for the rest of your life?

💞I have a serious mental issue. I can’t stop thinking of you!

💞Roses are red, violets are blue—baby, I love you.

💞They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

💞Please tell your parents that I’m sending them my sincerest gratitude for raising such a wonderful daughter.

💞It’s always fun to flirt with you over texts. But alas, it makes it difficult for me to lean in and kiss you.

💞You were amazing last night! Now imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just a dream.

💞I feel comfortable being myself when I’m around you.

💞Your most attractive feature is your kindness. You make me a better person.

💞Have you ever taken a raunchy selfie?

💞I just want you to know that I’ll be licking your body later.

💞I think about you a little more than I should.

💞Seeing your name on my phone makes me smile like an idiot.

💞I want to check you off my to-do list.

💞I have to admit that I really love your lips. I wish I was feeling them all over my body right now.

💞What flirting tips can you suggest to a guy like me?

💞What turns you on?

💞How do you like your eggs? Fried, over-easy, sunny-side up, or fertilized?

💞You see, I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

💞Hello, cutie pie!

💞I think you need some testosterone in your system.

💞Guess what I’m thinking of right now? (Hint: It involves my tongue and your body.).

💞So you talked to me first and then also texted me first. Does this mean you’re stalking me?

💞Your body is a wonderland.

💞You’re like a space rocket. You make me want to come inside you and fly you to heaven and back.

💞If I was there with you, would you hold my hand?

💞The only thing that has a chance to improve my already beautiful day is you by my side.

💞My favorite place is inside your hug.

💞I wanted to ask you out, but I figured out that I should start by sending you a text.

💞Quick, what’s something I can text you right now to make you fall in love with me?

💞My heart does a somersault every time my brain thinks of you.

💞Can I have you for my midnight snack?

💞What do you think of me?

💞It’s not my fault that I fell for you. You tripped me!

💞Have you ever sent anyone a naughty picture of yours?

💞I’m getting hungry. Do you want to hit snack corner later?

💞The only thing that I couldn’t ever hope to resist in this life is your lips.

💞You’re like a tornado. You just blow me away!

💞I hope you find my willingness to text first attractive.

💞Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the world is flat, right?

💞I want to tie your arms behind your back and make you scream in pleasure.

💞I’d walk a thousand miles just to touch you tonight.

💞Want to sleepover? There’s extra room in my bed for you.

💞I think I like you. What are you going to do about it?

💞I’m so bored at work—come and save me.

💞I like your style and your class. But most of all, I like your arse!

💞Have you ever tried to picture me naked?

💞If I correctly guess the color of your underwear, will you take them off for me?

💞Which emoji makes you think of me?

💞Send nudes, ASAP!

💞Talk dirty to me.

💞Cuddling with you would be perfect right about now.

💞I can’t get you out of my mind.

💞Do you like math? If so, then add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and let’s multiply!

💞Hey, stop thinking about me so much.

💞I want to touch you.

💞I was just listening to a really raunchy song, and it reminded me of you.

💞My heart skips a beat every time you reply to my text messages.

💞I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!

💞Let’s try something new in the kitchen tonight. And no, I don’t mean food!

💞It’s been a while. I thought I’d say hello.

💞Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

💞Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

💞If I ate a candy bar for every moment that I thought of you, I would have lost all my teeth by now.

💞I keep having these NSFW thoughts about you. I think I need help…from you.

💞You wanna know who’s the most beautiful girl in the world? Read the first word again.

💞Do you miss me? Type “Y” for Yes.

💞I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better now.

💞What three things do you think we have in common?

💞I heard there was a party in your mouth tonight. Can I come?

💞I may run out of flirty text messages to send to you, but my heart will never run out of space for you.

💞I love how naughty you are. Do you have any more surprises for me?

💞I can’t wait to see you.

💞You are the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep.

💞I’m so distracted by you, even in my thoughts. Could you stop being so hot for a second?

💞Come live in my heart. The rent is free.

💞Let’s skip the flirty small talk and head straight to some actual action.

💞I like our friendship, but I think it’s time for us to become more than just friends.

💞I crave your attention.

💞I tried to stop myself from thinking about you too much. I failed.

💞God was definitely showing off when he created you.

💞Have you ever wondered what heaven feels like? Want to experience what it’s like with me?

💞How do you manage to look so stunning every day?