The flirt is never easy. But luckily for the shy ones, there’s nothing easier than sending pick up lines. Texting dating is really trendy and sending messages to try to win the heart of a woman or a man is very simple. You just have to choose your words well and send her an SMS to flirt with her.

What do you call a message that’s flirty, but isn’t quite a sext yet? A flexto? Whatever you want to call them, these pick up lines are a reality that the majority of people looking to meet someone have to contend with. Continue to read down below where you will find the best pick up lines from which to choose and also on zegbeg.com you can find more messages, pick up lines, quotes, jokes and more for you to share with loved ones or on social media.

Cheesy pick up lines

When you’re into a man, it’s normal to have lots of questions about how you should address him, or even how you should behave, so that he too can share that attraction for you. But what text message to send to attract the attention of a man you like? We will give you the best cheesy pick up lines to send to the man you like and want to impress.

🥰️Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? 

🥰️We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair. 

🥰️Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious! 

🥰️Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 

🥰️Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you. 

🥰️Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life. 

🥰️Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm. 

🥰️I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless! 

🥰️I’m writing a phone book. Can I get your number? 

🥰️Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart. You steal mine. 

🥰️I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you. 

🥰️Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey. 

🥰️I wish I was Adenine so I could get paired with U. 

🥰️Do you have a name or can I just call you mine? 

🥰️Let me tie your shoes. Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else. 

🥰️Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. 

🥰️Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you. 

🥰️Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you. 

🥰️The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous. 

🥰️Are you wi-fi? Because I’m totally feeling a connection. 

🥰️Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. 

🥰️I’m not good at holding conversations. Can I hold your hand instead? 

🥰️You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight! 

🥰️I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 

🥰️Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day. 

🥰️Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. 

🥰️Hi, how was heaven when you left it? 

🥰️You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​ 

🥰️Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? 

🥰️Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you. 

🥰️If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. 

🥰️Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper. 

🥰️If you were a flower you’d be a damnnnnnn-delion. 

🥰️If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9 because I’m the 1 you need. 

🥰️You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate. 

🥰️If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. 

🥰️You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business! 

🥰️I’m lost. Can you please give me directions to your heart? 

🥰️If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. 

🥰️Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours. 

🥰️Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you! 

🥰️I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. 

🥰️Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life. 

🥰️I’m good at algebra. I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y. 

🥰️Do you wanna grab a coffee? Because I like you a latte. 

🥰️I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. 

🥰️Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? 

🥰️I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date. 

🥰️I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. 

🥰️If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. 

🥰️You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. 

🥰️This may be cheesy, but I think you’re really grate. 

🥰️Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 

🥰️Forget Hydrogen. You’re my number 1 element. 

🥰️Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. 

🥰️You dropped something… my jaw. 

🥰️Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me! 

🥰️Are you a banana? Because I find you apeeling. 

🥰️Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams. 

🥰️My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in. 

🥰️I was going to say something really sweet about you. But when I saw you, I became speechless. 

🥰️Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away! 

🥰️Are you an object with mass? Because I feel an attractive force around you. 

🥰️You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you’re CuTe! 

🥰️Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 

🥰️Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me over here. 

🥰️Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. 

🥰️Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me! 

🥰️Your eyes are like IKEA. I always get lost in them. 

🥰️If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album. 

🥰️I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? 

🥰️Trust me, I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you. 

Dirty pick up lines

Do you constantly think about a particular person? Does just knowing that he or she exists in the world make you feel happy? Are you looking forward to seeing her, hearing her and would you like to spend all the hours of her day by her side? Are you always on your cell phone and gasp every time she rings, wishing she was the one to contact you? Do you feel strangely happy and motivated, even if you have lost your appetite? Use these dirty pick up lines to impress your loved one and to share you love with her/him.

💋Do I have to sign for your package?

💋What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

💋Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

💋Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

💋Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?

💋Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

💋I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.

💋I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?

💋Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

💋My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

💋I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

💋You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.

💋With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

💋If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

💋Want to go half on a baby?

💋I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

💋Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

💋I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

💋Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you.

💋Let only latex stand between our love.

💋I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

💋I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

💋You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

💋Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.

💋Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

💋Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

💋I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

💋I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

💋I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

💋Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

💋I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

💋Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

💋We were both born without clothes.

💋Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?

💋I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.

💋Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

💋I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

💋Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

💋Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.

💋Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

💋There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

💋You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

💋I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

💋You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

💋Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

💋If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

💋Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

💋I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.

💋If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

💋Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself.

💋I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that?

💋You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

💋Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

💋Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

💋I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

💋That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

💋Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

💋You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink).

💋Wanna go light my menorah?

💋Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

💋They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

💋Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

💋Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

💋Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

💋Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

💋Want to save water by showering together?

💋Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

💋Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.

💋Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

💋Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

💋I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

💋Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

💋I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

💋Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.

💋Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

💋What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

💋If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

💋Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

💋That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

💋Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

💋I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

💋Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

💋Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?

💋Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

💋Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?

💋Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

💋Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

💋So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?

💋Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

💋Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

💋Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.

💋Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

💋Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

💋Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

💋If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

💋Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

💋Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

💋You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

💋My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

💋In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.

💋Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

💋Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

💋I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

💋Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

💋Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

💋Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!

💋I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

💋Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?

💋Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

💋Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.

💋Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

💋I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

💋Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

💋I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

💋Want to spin my dreidels?

💋Can I borrow your lips?

💋I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

💋This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

💋Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.

💋Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.

💋If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

💋Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

💋Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Funny pick up lines

One of the most beautiful things that can happen in our life is to fall in love with someone and that that person in turn corresponds to us. Creating a relationship that will last forever, despite its ups and downs, is one of the keys to happiness. Loving and being loved increases self-esteem, and makes you want to shout from the rooftops every day of your life that you are in love. But before that we need to impress that special someone. Use these funny pick up lines on a date and be sure that it will work.

💗My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you? 

💗Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow. 

💗What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. 

💗I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. 

💗Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears. 

💗Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless. 

💗Wanna share your side of the bed tonight? 

💗Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? 

💗Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back. 

💗Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. 

💗Do you like action movies? Because you’re giving me Jean Claud Van Daaaaaaaam vibes. 

💗If I were an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you. 

💗Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is? 

💗Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? 

💗Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see! 

💗I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal? 

💗I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead. 

💗I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art. 

💗Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. 

💗Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’. 

💗That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 

💗Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 

💗If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe. 

💗I know we’re not socks, but we make a great pair. 

💗Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. 

💗Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. 

💗If you were a library book, I would check you out. 

💗Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us! 

💗Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you’ve turned me on. 

💗If being in love was illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime. 

💗If you were a steak, you would be well done. 

💗I’m so lost. I was looking for your number. 

💗Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material. 

💗Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice. 

💗Let’s save water by taking a shower together. 

💗Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams. 

💗There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you. 

💗Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right? 

💗Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you. 

💗Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me. 

💗Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop. 

💗Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. 

💗You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. 

💗Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam! 

💗Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? 

💗Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? 

💗If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. 

💗Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine? 

💗You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good. 

💗You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line. 

💗I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen. 

💗Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin? 

💗Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout! 

💗Can you do me a favor? I need you to take down my number. 

💗Did you just come out of the oven? You’re too hot to handle. 

💗If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one. 

💗Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 

💗Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me. 

💗How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven. 

💗Aside from being so gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes? 

💗If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? 

💗Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams. 

💗Hey! Are you garbage? I’ll take you out! 

💗Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 

💗Are you a volcano? Coz I lava you! 

💗Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that. 

💗If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine. 

💗Are you a loan? Because you are gaining my interest. 

💗Are you French because Eiffel for you. 

💗Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte. 

💗People call me John, but you can call me tonight. 

💗Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die. 

💗Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. 

💗Is your daddy a drug dealer? Because I think you look dope. 

💗I went to Alabama for college. Want to Roll Tide Roll with me? 

💗My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? 

💗I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 

💗Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. 

Good pick up lines

Love is undoubtedly the noblest feeling we can experience and, perhaps for this very reason, it is also the most difficult to express with the right words. As is well known, there are those who know how to use words far better than us: the great authors of the past are always a constant inexhaustible source of beauty, poetry and inspiration. If you want to find love and impress someone use these good pick up lines to make a good impression.

💘Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers. 

💘Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. 

💘Do you want to build a snowman? It might be hard since you’ll probably melt his heart, too. 

💘I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. 

💘You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me! 

💘There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look. 

💘Do you know why it doesn’t matter if there’s gravity or not? Because I’d still fall for you. 

💘Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? 

💘Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? 

💘I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day. 

💘You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart. 

💘Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 

💘Be careful! You might get arrested for stealing my heart. 

💘Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 

💘Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams. 

💘If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. 

💘Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. 

💘Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it! 

💘Do you like science? Because I got my ion you. 

💘Sweetness is my weakness. 

💘Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you. 

💘Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here. 

💘Is it okay if I take a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? 

💘Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? 

💘Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? 

💘There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. 

💘Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are? 

💘Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon. 

💘Are you a magician? When I look at you everything disappears. 

💘Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood. 

💘When God made you, he was showing off. 

💘Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 

💘Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? 

💘I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 

💘Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror). 

💘Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us. 

💘I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it. 

💘Do you have a New Year’s resolution? Because I’m looking at mine right now. 

💘Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you. 

💘Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became so beautiful. 

💘You must be a broom because you swept me off my feet. 

💘If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? 

💘Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away. 

💘They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? 

💘You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. 

💘I’d rate you a nine because the only thing missing is me. 

💘If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. 

💘Do you know what I would do if I was a surgeon? I’d give you my heart. 

💘Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again? 

💘Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. 

💘I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? 

💘What’s your sign? 

💘I’m going to make you my boyfriend for the next five minutes. Let’s see how you like it. 

💘There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings? 

💘I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 

💘If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. 

💘Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive. 

💘OMG. I was going to wear this exact same outfit tonight. 

💘Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. 

💘You know what’s the worst thing that can happen to you right now? Me not dating you. 

💘I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. 

💘Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. 

💘Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte. 

💘I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? 

💘Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together. 

💘Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good! 

💘If you were a steak you would be well done. 

💘If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? 

💘Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type. 

💘Roses are red. Violets are blue. It would be a shame if I couldn’t date you. 

💘Can I borrow your lips? 

💘Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material. 

💘If I followed you home, would you keep me? 

💘Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? 

💘Did you just strike a match? I swear as soon as you walked in, it got lit. 

💘If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine! 

💘I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you. 

💘Does your name start with “C” because I can C us together. 

💘Do you have a map? I just got totally lost in your eyes. 

💘Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? 

💘Your hand looks heavy. I can hold it for you! 

💘My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? 

💘Drake would call you and I God’s Plan. 

💘I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? 

💘Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that. 

💘There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. 

💘If happiness starts with “H” why does mine start with “U”? 

💘I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true! 

💘Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type. 

💘If you were a library book, I would check you out. 

💘Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you. 

💘You dropped something. My jaw. 

💘Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see! 

💘Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming. 

💘Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. 

💘Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is? 

💘If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty. 

💘I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. 

💘Roses are red. Violets are blue. I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you. 

💘If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. 

💘Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. 

💘Hug me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the earth flat?