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Doberman dog nice change for orthopedic hand.
Five out of every four people wonder where is the fifth.
Where there’s smoke … is that an orchestra drowned
When a player leaves the band … the goalkeeper is on the mariachis?
The more horrendous than the haircut, it will grow more slowly.
Give me a place to stand … and I drink another whiskey.
For every 10 people who watch TV are half … 5.
Friend: Someone who loves you even after you know.
Before he died … I prefer death
Before it was indecisive … now I do not know
Learn from the mistakes of others, in a life do not have time to make them all yourself
Fix economic problems is easy, all you need is money.
Warning: Drinking non-potable water can kill your thirst.
Blessed are drunk, they will see God twice …
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done thousands of times.
Behind every great man is a woman by putting a hurry.
Say no to drugs, there are many small and
Ten million flies can not err, eat shit!
Tell me your company and tell you your name.
God give me patience, but give it to me NOW!
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