The Best Animal Jokes for Kids Funniest Jokes about Animals
The Lion King with the animals of the forest and warns them of his birthday and not wearing a good thing puts it in the ass. The next day the duck comes and gives you grapes, and disappointed they are getting down in the ass, and so all the animals, the monkeys come and give plums, and introduces them but laugh, and said the king, that laugh: that the ants bring a watermelon
Well this is going Pinochet to Chile on the plane and decided to stop in France to eat and ask for a soup and said:
waiter there a hair in the soup
and the waiter gets to call the cook, garsson, garsson
Pinochet and says: Well, well, I eat it.
There are two meadows, separated by a fence, there is a bull and the other a cow.
Is the bull jumps the fence and the cow says:
“Hi, how’s your name?
“My name is John Heart, but you can call me John because you have stolen my heart.
And the bull replied:
“Well, my name is Jimmy, but I can call because the whistle Pe I’ve left on the fence.
This was a turtle that rose to a tree, he peered into a branch, and then pulled his head down.
The poor turtle was done shit on the floor, but got up, wiped his shell and back to the attempt, he climbed the tree branch and would be launched to take off again and a half peak.
So went the poor little turtle for a long time, and a pair of doves that looked at air ‘paternal’ they say:
– “Hey dear, and if we say that she is adopted?
Asked an ant to an elephant to see so great: how old are you buddy?
The elephant replied 1 year.
Then the elephant asked the same and the ant responds: I have a year, but …. is that I have been very little patient!!
In the jungles of Africa a lion met a missionary and started to run around roaring with desire to kill him
this when the lioness mother reaches to see his little puppy and yells:
Child does not play with your food!
A couple with a parrot is going away and the man says to the parrot!
– Lora I warn you not go to the phone until you are or punishment.
It is the couple and the parrot is glued to the phone, come see the couple and how the services account is told.
– I saw the hanging parrot that I noticed –
Then the parrot cualgan next to a Christ and the parrot looks at him askance and says:
– Hey hinri and as you wear your ay-hung
– No hanging my brother took me here about 2000 years –
and the parrot says:
– Do not play your call was too long
A man goes with a duck under his arm and finds a “friend”:
– But you do with that pig?
– Are you blind or do not see it’s a duck?
– No, if he spoke to duck.
One day they were land animals to animals of the sea in full football championship, when the referee gives the final whistle. The match finished 0 to 0 by what the referee decided to go to penalty kicks.
The shark was the sea captain decided to put the octopus as a doorman, when suddenly the scoreboard from the criminal change of 8 to 0 win land animals.
So very angry shark octopus shouted:
Hey, how come you have 8 tentacles and can not tackle the criminal?
Angry Octopus answered
If it is true, but the striker is shooting the centipede!