Sweet 16 Birthday Party Cards
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents…and only one for birthday presents, you know
Thirty-five is a very attractive age, London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.