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A man had a Puritan woman, so the poor man
to nothing. One day going to the pharmacy, the pharmacist explains his problem, and
recommends the pills that are great for his wife
will come forward … The guy puts half the pot at lunch and think:
“I hope I hold on, almost for safety I took me another
half bottle.
A nap when she says:
-Jo, Joe, I do not know what happens to me that I have a desire a man …
“Whom do you tell!
The father had taught the boy the women had teeth
down there. The lad grew up completely convinced that this was
truth. Years later she married and when after several weeks still not
had touched his wife began to press to get what they deserved.
Concerned went to talk to his friend John. When you see the possibilities
says:
“Well, tonight I’ll hide under the bed, and when
you get your wife will go to the bathroom and let me deal with my her.
That night then, when the wife gets into bed,
levent boy obediently and leaves. Moments later the wife
starts screaming. He approaches the bedroom door and also shouts
Dale John! Dale John! Break their teeth!
An aunt in a sex shop.
“This, I wanted a dildo.
“Come, come, you can choose between all these models here
exposed.
After a while:
“He has already chosen?
“Yes, I wanted that red on the left.
“Sorry, but the comforters are exposed extinguisher
to the right.
Two women traveling at night in Madrid. After a long way
without a word, one exclaims,
– You can not imagine the urge I have!.
– I did not mean anything, “says the other,” because we
coming, but I can not take it anymore. If we find a stop bar.
Milles go by, and increasing the desire, but
happy bar has not appeared. Given the urgency of the situation decide
stop at the first site they find. ! A cemetery!. Is not the place
more suitable, even less at night, but … Overall, when more concentrated
were good, ladies enterramuertos is awakened by the
noise, and shouts:
– Who’s there?
Tremendous fright. Or panties or anything, are beyond the owners of
these items, and tear the car up to 200. Arrive safe and sound.
A few days later found the husbands of the deceased, both
shabby looking – dark circles, disheveled, his shirt wrinkled, etc. …- and
both face prejudice. Talk One:
– You know, I suspect that my wife is cheating me.
– Why?
– The other night I come home without her panties.
– I have no doubts. My wife cheated. That same night I
no panties … and with a band in the ass to put “your friends of Burgos
do not forget. ”
Two Russian discussed including:
“Natasha, your brightly finished college;
were the first of the promotion … As you can finish
prostitute for foreigners?
-Matter of luck, I guess.
A man learns of his wife’s extramarital shenanigans,
and decides to commit suicide. So you never forget and his image
crazy, the radio announces that it will be pulled from the new bridge
de Las Americas. Within minutes the area under the bridge is a single
multicolored parachute and hats into the ravine. The wife is heading
swiftly to the place mentioned in the company of the Mayor and other
authorities and at a time when the friend was threatening to jump and
before the bustle of the populace, is the wife and yells: “Carlitos …!
laricaja’re not! what I post are horns, no wings! ”
A woman says to her husband: Hey John, I have seen that our
child starts to talk a lot with the girls after school. I
that it is time to explain certain issues.
– Maria, I just … I …, well, I get a little cut.
– Ya, but that is something you should tell a parent.
– Yes, and as I say?.
– Well, you might tell the story of the animals,
for example.
– Okay, that’s a good idea!.
Get the father to the son by the shoulder and says …
– My son, it’s time to tell you something important. Remember
that day we were whores, eh?. Same thing, just make the
bunnies!
These are two guys that go down the street and cross to Claudia
Schiffer, which continue to look for a few minutes while
they drool, then one of them says:
– Joer, you win I have to sleep with her again.
– What !?!?! You’ve slept with Claudia Schiffer!?!
– No, but I felt like sometimes.
In a hospital a child just born and the doctors analyze it
to know why not stop smiling with a face very, very maliciosilla.
After a lot of analysis, a nurse opens her fist.
Hid the pill.
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