Sex Facebook Status – Sex Phrases for Facebook and Messenger
SEX won’t make him love you. a BABY won’t make him stay.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can’t stand one night without.
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up ?
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend and a dog is man’s best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
It’s O.K. to laugh during sex … just don’t point
Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
It’s O.K. to laugh during sex … just don’t point !
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Silence doesn’t mean your sexual performance left her speechless.
Do I need a receipt to bring sexy back?
Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy?
No woman likes a naked man in socks.
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