Santa Claus Quotes – Funny Santa Claus Quotes

Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus!... There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

Everyone thinks of God as a man — you can’t help it — Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.

Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you’re helping Santa Claus. To me, that’s what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.

Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed in every gift that he bestows.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

In this age of instant coffee, overnight rush deliveries, and 30-second media sound bites, it’s not surprising that children have discovered that their letters to Santa Claus can be sent by email.

Christmas brings chocolates, cakes, candies, Christmas carols and games. It also brings Santa Claus, his reindeers and loads of gifts. But most of all it brings us closer to one another.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Santa Claus has the right idea — visit people only once a year.

Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we’re going to destroy our son’s delusions, I should be a part of it.

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

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