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Why did God invent yeast infection?
So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
He came home shit faced.
Three guys went to a ski lodge, the rooms are full, so they have to share a room with one bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this very wild dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and said “That’s unbelievable, I had the same dream too!”. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”
Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
So they don’t whistle on the way down.
Why don’t little girls fart?
Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.
Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 243.”
Now that snow white has grown older she has a new set of friends…. sweaty, lazy, bloated, forgetful, itchy, bitchy and psycho.