Romantic Funny Quotes

Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. Helen Gurley Brown

When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. James Montgomery Bailey

There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach. Barbara Hower

Gravitation can’t be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein

Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash. Joyce Brothers

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. James Garner

What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. Cindy Garner

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. Jean Kerr

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. Arturo Toscanini

Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t. Anonymous

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Jean Illsley Clarke

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they’re still alive. Orlando A. Battista

Love is like linen, often changed, the sweeter. Phineas Fletcher

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it’s partner in crime.
Mignon McLaughlin

Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. Anonymous

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you. Wayne Dyer

Love is the free exercise of choice. Two people love each other only when they are quite capable of living without each other but choose to live with each other.
M. Scott Peck

What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice.
Charles Baudelaire

I think that when we look for love courageously, it reveals itself and we wind up attracting even more love. If one person really wants us, everyone does. But if we’re alone, we become even more alone. Paulo Coelho

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins: it is less difficult to know that it has begun. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Love just doesn’t sit there like a stone. It has to be made like bread, remade all the time, made anew. Ursula LeGuin

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