Naughty SMS Text for Teens
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Becau
se you came home early.”
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?