Marriage Quotes By Men
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
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