Marriage Jokes – Men Women Marriage Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes

Marriage Jokes – Men Women Marriage Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes

On the beach:
Look, look, your husband is trying to flirt with a Swede.
Heh, heh, heh.
Your husband tries to chat and you’re laughing?
Yes, to see how putting the belly holds inside.

Mariano, you seem to want the dog more than me.
No, silly, that I like.
My love, today we wedding anniversary, why not kill a chicken?
And that guilt is the chicken?, why not kill the dumb in your
brother was the one who introduced us?
Today loyalty is only in the sound equipment.
A terrified husband in the passenger seat told his wife that leads:
Darling, please dont fifth goals …!
But if your car only has 4 speeds.
I say no goals, the fifth person under the car! …

Pepe, Pepe, what we do not have a name.
Or last name, because tomorrow I will travel.

A guy trying to flirt:
I love the color of your hair.
Oh yeah? Then go to the drugstore and cómpratelo.

The man in the hospital waiting for the woman gives birth, the doctor comes out and says:
Have been quintuplets.
Is that I have a gun! “says the man proudly.
Let me get clean then, because they have gone black.

A woman goes to the doctor and says:
Doctor, give me something for my husband to put like a bull.
The doctor replied:
Well, get off your pants and let’s start by the horns.

A naked woman walks in the room where her husband is lying in bed watching a game:
Well Richard, as is our twenty-fifth anniversary I put the dress Eva.
The guy watches a moment:
It seems barbaric … but you could have a little ironing … no?

Manolo, I said you married.
Yes, yes, you see.
How about this marriage?
For the first well, but once you leave the church …

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