Happy Birthday Quotes Sayings – Birthday Messages

Happy Birthday Quotes Sayings – Birthday Messages

Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

You are only as old as you act.

So many candles… so little cake.

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

Here’s the secret to look younger: Dress like a teenager with baggy, oversized clothes they will hide your baggy, oversized body.

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

A friend is someone who understands your pastbelieves in your futureand accepts you just the way you are.

How do u expect me to remember ur birthday, when u never look any older? happy birthday!

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around & sang Happy Birthday.

The secret 2 staying young iz to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)

I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

Many happy returns of the day. I don’t think you are getting older; you are rather approaching death. (Choose this if you would like to add an element of black humor to your birthday message.)

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

U can count on me to not send you one of those rude and insulting cards about getting another year older because I know how sensitive old people can be about their age.

You are growing old, but I know there is a younger person within you, who wonders… What the hell happened?

You are not old if you can read this without using a magnifying glass or even your spectacles! (Write this message in very small letters)

Be thankful your birthday comes juts once a year… Think how old you would be if it came every month.

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