Funny Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama stank so bad when she walked past the skunks they said 123 get yo stanky self away from me.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo momma so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.
Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo momma so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
You’re so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she can’t read an audio book.
Yo Mama’s so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
You’re so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.