Funny Status for Messenger – Funny Jokes for Facebook
Always remember that you are unique … Just like everyone else.
The problem of fair is that they are bribed by both parties.
Why not run a bad composer?
For a scholar must be terrible to lose consciousness.
Be nice to your children. They will choose your residence.
There are three types of people: those who can count and those who do not.
Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie” … until you find a rock.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I do not want to work as a bus driver because I do not like passing things.
The dog’s best friend is another dog.
Savings should be written without h, to save a letter.
At six was invented in no time.