Funny SMS Messages for friends

Funny SMS Messages for friends – Funny Text Messages

If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you’re too lazy to do that just leave me a message!

Some people choose friends who are thoughtful and caring. Some prefer those who are smart and good looking. When you chose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

I know you’ve got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend, but one thing I will always be – the cutest you’ve got.

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

The only people whom I greet “Good morning” are those who are smart, cute and malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang sayo!

“Learn to appreciate art,” I told my girlfriend. She said, “How could I appreciate you, then?”

You’ve got sex appeal, you’ve got style, you’ve got intelligence, and you’ve got class. You’ve got the face and you’ve got the body but I’ve got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

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