Funny Short Jokes
Does anyone know that Chaplin’s films were silent?
– For the film director said: “No Charles Chaplin. ”
What do you say a traffic light to another?
– Do not look at me like I’m changing.
What do you say a gardener to another?
– See you when we can.
What tells a printer to another?
– This role is yours or is it my impression?
– Hey Peter is Pilar?
– Remove the hair one to one …
– Mom, Mom, I’m going hunting.
– But you’ll get the shotgun, right?
– No, I’m going pada ez ziempre …
He tells the waiter:
– Please, put me a beer?
The bartender, turning to the tap, he asks:
– What pressure?
– No, alcoholism …
– What would you say to another worm?
– We turn the block?
Mary’s husband enters gets home at 11 am:
– Mary what are you doing naked in bed!
“But I have nothing to wear.
The husband opens the closet and says:
“How you have nothing to wear, look: a dress, two coats, three dresses, good morning, four dresses,….