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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.
Are you from Tennessee? ‘cuz your the only ten I see.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
Do you have the time. . . . to write my number down?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
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