Funny Messenger Phrases – Funny Status for MSN
Fish fighting upstream dies electrocuted.
Last time: twin suicide bomber kills brother by mistake.
He who laughs last did not get the joke.
If the mountain comes to you … run … is a landslide!
If a bird tells you you’re crazy, this should be because the birds do not talk.
Attempt suicide and almost killed myself.
Love is temporary insanity cured by marriage.
I have enough money for the rest of my life. Unless you buy something ..
Some are married by the church, others by idiots.
A Gardel tangos liked. To me, the thongs.
Marriage is like savings accounts, both in and out of lost interest.
What is a nun? A person who is married to God because there is no God to marry her.
Is not the same one meter black lace to a black lace you a meter.
The important thing is the money, health comes and goes.
Do not take life seriously, in the end will not come out of it alive.
Military intelligence is a contradiction.
The important thing is not to win but to lose another.
Psychiatry is the only business where the client “never right ” How about!
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