Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

“Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.”

A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors. ~ Buddha

“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.”

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn

If it can’t be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it’s a female problem. ~Jason Love

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths.

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own. ~Lenore Coffee

“Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.”

It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men. ~ Mae West

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal
Men play the game; women know the score. ~ Roger Woddis

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

“No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry”

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. ~ Oscar Wilde

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