Funny marriage phases and jokes
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, “You’re the boss.”
An anniversary says, “Think of the dreams you have weathered together. They are intimate accomplishments.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they’re on the same side.
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won’t try to run her life, and he won’t try to run his, either.
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.