Funny Love Phrases – Funny Love Phrases for Status

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!

I get the best feeling in the world when you say “Hi” or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I’ve crossed your mind.

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I’ll see you.

Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you …

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Are you free for the rest of your life?

‘You’re too pretty to be single.’ ‘Yeah, and you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.’

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.

I dont believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt.

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