Funny Jokes – Question / Answer Jokes
Question: Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming?
Answer: They take much too long to change.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Question: Why do thieves shower before they commit crime?
Answer: Because they like a clean getaway.
Question: What type of bow can never be tied?
Answer: A Rainbow.
Question: Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening?
Answer: He couldn’t get a date.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why don’t Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Q: What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow and blowing bubbles.
Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: A women will not take a 3.25 inch floppy.
Question: Why couldn’t the pirate play poker?
Answer: He was sat on the deck.
Question: Which is the loudest state in the U.S.A.?
Answer: ILLI NOISE.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Question: Why is it that birds fly southwards for the winter?
Answer: Because it is much too far to walk.