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Funny Jokes – The answering machine of a psychiatric hospital.

“Thanks for calling the Mental Health Institute, the company’s healthier for their moments of greatest madness …”

“If you are obsessive-compulsive
press 1 repeatedly. ”

“If you are co-dependent,
ask someone to press no. 2 for you. ”

“If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5 and 6. ”

“If you’re paranoid,
we already know who you are, know what you do and know
what you want, so you wait in line trace your
call. ”

“If you are delusional,
press 7 Phone giant colors that you (and only
you) go to your right. ”

“If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice will tell you that
number to press. ”

“If you are depressed,
no matter which number you press no one will remove it from the
unfortunate situation. ”

“If you suffer from amnesia,
press 8 and speak aloud your name, address, telephone,
card, date of birth, marital status, maiden name
your mother. ”

“If you suffer from indecision,
leave a message after the beep … O before
tone … Or after the beep … O during the tone. In any case
wait for the tone. ”

“If you suffer from memory loss short term
press 9.
If you suffer from loss of short-term memory
press 9.
If you suffer from loss of short-term memory
press 9. ”

“If you have low self esteem,
please hang up. All our operators are too busy to
important people like you. “

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