Q: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day? A: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He’s an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: Why did Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka post bail after getting into an altercation with his wife over facebook activity? A: Because he was afraid of going to jail and really being poked!
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn’t find the “10” button.
Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Q: In addition to the social networking site Facebook where else can you find Mafia members? A: “Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life”
Q: What happened after Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, lost her crown due to racy pics being leaked from her Facebook Account? A: Amy Polumbo received a million friend requests!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were hunting buffalo one day to no avail. Tonto jumps off his horse, puts his ear to ground and says, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger asks, “How do you know that?” Tonto replies, “Ear sticky.”
Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.