Funny Jokes – Best Funny Phrases and Jokes
Marry an archaeologist. The older you do, you find most charming.
Sex is like a muscle, or have a good partner, or have a good hand.
Marriage is like savings accounts, both in and out of lost interest.
If you take Superman flying, but since I’m not, fuck you and you are walking.
There are two words that will open many doors in life: “shoot” and “push. ”
Not true angel of love, which in this secluded shore, where is your boyfriend and catches us, the host I’m taking me?.
The important thing is not knowing, is to have the phone you know.
Recent studies have shown that masturbation causes deafness sms … I write this because I doubt that I hear.
If your girlfriend damages your study, study leave and hurt your girlfriend.
Forty-five masturbating and I still have strength in his hand.
I would like to be a pirate, not gold or silver, but this treasure, you have between the legs.
Laziness is the mother of all vices. And as a mother … must be respected.