Funny Jokes at School
1. David’s father is surprised not to have yet received the report card of his son and asked him the reason:
– And your newsletter is not here yet?
– Yes, yes, but I lent it to Paul that he was afraid to make his father!
2. Classroom PC, the teacher asks students to name a contemporary singer.
Julie raised the little finger:
– Chantal Goya, Madame.
– Hmmm yes, that’s Julie. Another?
– Francis Lalanne, Madame
– No, I said singer. Another?
– Demis Roussos, said little Madame Nathalie,
– Well, Nathalie. Another?
Momo then raises his hand:
– Ma’am, she said Nathalie Demis Roussos, but that’s not good.
– Why Momo, singer Demis Roussos is yet?
– Yes, ma’am, but you said a contemporary singer, Demis Roussos and it counts for two!
3. Three boys chatting in the playground.
– My father, said the first, is so strong that it swallows the smoke of his cigarette through the mouth, and he spits out the nose!
– Wow, it sucks. Mine, he swallowed through the mouth and spits it out by ear …
– You’re talking bullshit, said the third. As against the mine, he swallows it by mouth and he spits out the back!
– The other two: Anything is impossible! The third fate shorts of his father’s briefcase .- And that’s no traces of nicotine, perhaps?
4. Two engineering students walk along their campus when one of them said to another, admiringly:
– Or is it that you have found this bike?
– Ben, in fact, as I walked yesterday and I was in my thoughts, I meet a chick super bike which stops in front of me, puts his bike on the floor, undress completely and said:
– Take what you want!
– You are right, the clothes would certainly have been too tight!
5. A medical student answers questions from the teacher:
– What causes sweating?
– Your questions, sir, ‘replied the girl.
6. A teacher asks his students:
– If I say “I am beautiful”, is how long?
A student answers:
– Surely the past madame!
6. The teacher gives the results of dictation and is for a student:
– What’s going on? You were always dictated and 20 in the last few weeks, you have even average?
– It’s not my fault, ma’am, it’s Julie who has changed his place!
7. The teacher has just read the writing of David.
– Why would you want to be a river, David?
– Because it often follows its course without leaving your bed!
8. A policeman asks a young man running around a school:
– What are you doing?
– I am continuing my studies.
And you? he asks another that runs even faster.
– Oh, I’m catching up.
9. It’s a very naughty little girl who tells a little girl very ugly:
– You know what happens to you later?
– Not …?
10. A young girl dressed quite nice and in a somewhat provocative enters an examination room to pass an oral examination. The examiner stutters somewhat by offering a subject.
The girl replied the look below:
– “I do not know”
The teacher then asks:
– I suggest another topic, or an appointment?
– Oh! I would prefer an appointment (still blushing a little).
– Fine. So, until next year