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Some investors are suing Facebook saying they were misled. Their CEO is a kid in a hoodie. That’s how much we have been misled.
It’s an interesting new feature. Soon you’ll be able to find anything you want on Facebook, except for the thousands of hours of your life you lost going on Facebook.
T: Stupid! Wat do your parents want from YOU?
S: My facebook password!
On the first day of trading, Facebook shares rose less than expected. We were promised that Facebook would take off like a rocket. Apparently it’s a North Korean rocket.
Q: How do you become a millionaire? A: Start off as a multi-millionaire and invest in Facebook stock.
T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
S: Facebook but never face your books…
T: IDIOT! I MEAN wat will you do for your PARENTS?
S: I create a page for them on facebooK. ‘I MOM & DAD’
Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? A: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!
Q: Why shouldn’t have Facebook paid $1 Billion dollars for Instagram? A: They could’ve downloaded it for free!
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there’s anything good in it!
Q: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic? A: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter. Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til’ I Google all over your Facebook.
Q: How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant? A: By sending her a friend request on Facebook! Q: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? A: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!