Funny iPhone Sms Text Messages

Surely, many times unexpectedly received something curious text messages that were left staring at the screen for a while. But after several seconds, started laughing like crazy because they realized that it was a joke from a friend. There’s nothing more fun than that.

A good dose of funny things for sms, these phrases also can be funny things to your messenger nickname. Some short phrases are very clever and can have fun for a while just reading them.

Here are all the funny things short of love, heartbreak and humor:

I am looking for 1 / 2 to take my 1 / 4
The much earlier dawns early bird …
The devil knows hell but knows because he reads Wikipedia
The benefits of nudism, are obvious.
Dying is like sleep, but without getting up to urinate.
The much covered, is more
We can assure that 10 people, 5 are half
Money can not buy happiness, but more fun
Teamwork is essential … lets blame the other.
Good planting garlic and have bad breath.
No other life, my children! only the more expensive
Eye for an eye will go blind.
It is not good that man should be alone … not women
Love at a distance “Blessed are the four ”
Invisible Man seeking woman seamlessly to the unseen
But he soon falls a talker … if lame.
… prevention is better than breastfeeding.