Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Messages

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Messages

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

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