Funny Farewell Messages and Sms
You will be remembered for exactly ten days till someone replaces you in the office. These are the harsh truths of life. Nonetheless, we promise, albeit untruthfully, to remember you and your work forever. May God bless you and good luck!
Now that you are going away to London, may we expect presents from the great city? Well all the best for your London sojourn. Remember us lesser mortals.
This farewell is not for you. It is for all the sandwiches and impressive muffins that your wife would pack for lunch. We shall miss them.
Let the best of the past be the worst of the future…
No doubt we’ll meet again, so this is goodbye for now…
By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.
Now that you are going, we will have a neat and clean premises were we can walk without having to step on books and toothbrushes. But you shall be missed.