Funny Facebook Status Ideas 2012
When you are older you will know that life is a long lesson in humility.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happend.
Stalking is where two people go on a long, romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature
If you think you aren’t creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason, but one thing for sure is that mistakes help us to find the right person.
Hyperbole is my favorite literary device, I use it like 600 times a day!
Don’t fall in love with somebody who dosn’t love you back.
I can’t wait to see you again.
Believe me when I say I will always be there.
Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much more effective if every 10th caller was a winner.
Tampon makers have announced that they will be replacing their tampon string with tinsel. They’ll only be available for the Christmas period.
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