Funny Christmas Jokes and Humor

Funny Christmas Jokes and Humor

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve !

How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog!

What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Your teeth!

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?
The letter “D” !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.

Why are Christmas trees like people who can’t knit?
They both drop their needles!

What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
Season’s Bleatings!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Your teeth!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!

Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.

Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
So you can say “Merry Crispness”!

Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he’s Sooty !

What do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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