Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Larry Lorenzoni

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~ Menachem Mendel Schneerson

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. – Brigitte Bardot

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

If you survive long enough, you’re revered-rather like an old building. – Katherine Hepburn

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. ~ Oscar Wilde

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’”

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