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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The best thing about the past is that it shows you what not to bring into your future.

The older I get, the less I care about what others think of me. Therefore, the older I get, the more I enjoy life.

Life is good…My heart is full and Happy with a Great Family and Friends, Thanks to all of you for being AWESOME..You keep the SMILE on face! =) xoxoxo to you!

Not everything is meant to last forever, so enjoy every moment as it happens.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

When I am expecting a text, I constantly feel my phone vibrate even though it is not.

Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery but today is a GIFT that is why it is called the PRESENT… Be Thankful for all the gifts we have from God.

Life presents us with some MAJOR hills to climb! I’ve learned to throw my hands up and have fun on the ride down! That makes the climb worth it!

First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.

The police is looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny & great in bed. You ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?

The only way to feel peace after a break up is to quiet the thoughts about it.

It’s not that life is so short, it’s that we wait so long to begin living. Dream your Dreams& Live them

Life is full of challenges and wonders!! Face them with courage and a great attitude. You’ll be surprised at your results!! Life is awesome!!!

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