Easter Bunny Status Updates 2014

Easter is a time to rejoice, be thankful, be assured that all is forgiven so life extends beyond the soil of earth….
How Many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if he hops right to it!
To wish you all the joy and peace of this happy Easter!
Wishing you a colorful, bright and cheery Easter.
The Easter bells are gladly ringing.
Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals.
Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
You know you’re getting older when you get a copy of “Quicken” in your Easter basket.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say, “In Jesus name, amen.”
I do all the work. The Easter bunny gets all the glory!
Feeling like a deranged Easter bunny!
Did you ever wonder why we always leave cookies and milk for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad for the Easter Bunny?
Easter is when a lot of people repent and wish they’d bought the outfit that was on sale.
The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to Everyone!
Eat chocolate. Keep Calm. It’s Easter. You can diet tomorrow!
Easter is my favourite time of the year because I can eat as much chocolate as I like!
Missing you a lot on this Easter. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me . Happy Easter
Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
The Lord came to earth with a life to give, so each one of us may continue to live. Happy Easter!
Will you be my Easter honey bunny?
Hopping down the bunny trail. Be back soon with a big basket of goodies!
Gotta Go! Here comes Peter Cotton Tail…
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.