Cool Facebook Status Sayings
No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry.
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
drink to make other people interesting.
Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!
Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.
Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.
I don’t like small cars or really big women but somehow I always find myself in em!
99% of all people in the world walk around with blinders on. The other 1% walk around in total amazement
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