I may not be there when you need me, but a part of me laughs when you’re happy and cries when you’re sad, the other part stays strong to pray for you. That’s the best thing a far friend can do.
The moment you found someone that makes your heart beat, stop the search and take the risk. Remember that the world is a big place that if you lost the one you loves; you have to search the world again.
Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me. Enjoy me until you’re totally satisfied. Lovingly yours, Toilet!!!!
Tell me. Is it going in? Yeah! Is it hurting? Ooh yeah, Ouch! it’s hurting! Ok, I will put it in slowly. Still hurting? Ahh yeah. Then let’s try the other shoe, madam.
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