Children Jokes – Funny jokes for kids
Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box
Q: why does the Mississippi river see so well?
Q: because it has five “i”‘s!!!!!
Q: What color is a Ghost?
Q: What color is A Baby Ghost?
A: Baby boo!
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: Where do pencils come from ?
Q: Where does superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?
A: At the supermarket!
Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on
Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo
Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!
Q: Why did the cow wear a bell?
A: Because its horns don’t work!