Best Yo Momma Jokes Funny Jokes
Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma’s so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.
Yo momma’s so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when you look up “ugly” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her!
Yo momma’s so short, she does back flips under the bed!
Yo Mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.
Yo mama’s so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
Yo momma so ugly all the neighbours pitched in for curtains.
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