“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive.”
― Jarod Kintz
“You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool.”
― Richard Pryor
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen
Oscar Wilde
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”
― Deepak Chopra
“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”
― Inga Muscio
Tom Robbins
“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”
― Tom Robbins
George Carlin
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
― George Burns
Mae West
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
― Mae West
“I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.”
― Woody Allen
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