Best New School Jokes
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we re going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why’s that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
The teacher shouted angrily,
‘If you think you are an idiot then stand up, now!
Teacher: I ll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won’t like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn’t like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
Two students are talking:
Student 1: I have good news. The teacher said the exams will go on even if it rains or shines.
Student 2: what is so great about it?
Student 1: It’s snowing.
Teacher, I can’t solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can’t do it then, I m nearly ten!
Dai 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna sollungada?
18 na nalla vayasu ponnu.
81 na nalla vayasaana ponnunga teacher.
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!
It”s clear said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!”
Are you in the top half of your class?
No, I’m one of the students who make the top half possible!
The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon?
The horse will draw it!
Why are you picking your nose in class?
My mother won’t let me do it at home!
Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?
I want to know how it ends!
What can we do to stop polluting our waters?
Stop taking baths?
Can’t you retain anything in your head overnight?
Of course, I’ve had this cold in my head for two days!