“American Idol” Jokes
North Korea says if you lose they’ll stop producing enriched uranium
“I handled my loss well — I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon’s car”
Your mother says, “You’re okay, but I’m really a big fan of Ruben”
You were recently named the three of clubs on the “Most Wanted Iraqi” playing cards
“George W. Bush didn’t win the popular vote either, and he’s done pretty well for himself”
“I could take down Clay Aiken with one arm in a sling”
“Up until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was either!”
“I handled my loss well — I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon`s car”
You’ve already appeared on another reality show — “Cops”
Vegas gives you the same odds of winning it all as the Mets
You cancel your performance to stay home and watch “Jag”
“I handled my loss well — I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon’s car”
“I have one thing to say to the voters: What in the hell is wrong with you people?”
Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series.
His tux? The limo? The hotel room? Everything has been rented for just 15 minutes.
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