On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith
You don’t want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I’ve done later in the week.
Ike Barinholtz
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don’t get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn’t, somebody else would have and we’d still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day.
The Mamas & The Papas
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
Bill Gates
The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.
Art Rooney
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
Nelson Algren
Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
David Dweck
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Jarod Kintz
If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.
Thomas Wayne
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith
Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
Garry Moll
Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.
Rolland Mars
The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Donna Shalala
I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday.
Edie Falco
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