20 Best Christmas Jokes

Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.
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Christmas is truly a magical moment.
Your money disappears into thin air.
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What do call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until until all the birds have gone south for the winter!
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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple!
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
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The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
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What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you can’t beat it…
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Don’t you hate that awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents!
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Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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What do you have in December that’s not in any other month? The letter D!
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Santa: “So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?” Girl: “I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe.”
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What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck
A Christmas Quacker.
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Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
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Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don’t know if they’re celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
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Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!